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We go up and down, protection is tight, keepin it up all damn night, never tired always alert..... I love my job as a security guard	In case of fire read this message.. ....... ....... ....... ....... ....... I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!	whats the difference between divorce and circumcision? with divorce U get rid of the whole prick!!

Who Wants 2 B A $MILLIONAIRE$ Let's play? Q.Nobody likes u cos u r a: A.Prick B.Wanka C.Rsole D.Twat 50/50? phone a friend? RING ME! I'LL TELL U!	Girls think boys are fit. Boys think girls are sexy. But don't worry... I'm sure science will come up with something to help you.	I saw u staring out from da window..ur eyes..ur face..ur so adorable..i couldn't resist myself & started signing...HOW MUCH IS THT DIGGY IN DA WINDOW...

Last night I sent an angel 2 watch over u while u were sleeping. But it came back early! So I asked it why? It said that angels don't watch over other angels!	This sms can only be readed by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!	I am a killer,I kill people for money.....But because you are my friend,I'll kill you for nothing!

little miss drugy sat in a buggy smoking a pipe of weed along came a spider skinned up beside her and sold her some acid and speed.	Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.	The fluffy clouds may kiss the sky, The rose may kiss the butterfly, The morning dew may kiss the grass, But u my friend can kiss my ass!



This is MAGIC ! Press down 12times U"ll become CUTE! at ur AGE u stil believe in MAGIC? Shame on u	Jelly baby goes to the doctors "doc ive got aids""you cant have aids ur a jelly baby!".."yeah i know..But ive been fucking allsorts!	How do you occupy an idiot? press down How do you occupy an idiot? press up

l WORRY ABOUT U B COZ UR A __ I ___ I I ___ I I I ____ I _I I I_ ____ I __I I I__I ____ I __I I _I ucking I__I Nutter!	I wanted 2 rite u a letter but all i cud rite was. . . "3w 6@ys" it didnt make much sense until u read it upside down	[] this is a box ... wanna see whats inside the box ... ... ... tough shit get your own fukin box

Press Down .... .... .... Press Up .... .... .... Oh! ur phone is working then, U LIAR!	SOME1 MISSES U NEEDS U WORRIES ABOUT U WANTS 2B WITH U ...................................& IT AINT ME U CUNT!	U are a... B.I.T.C.H. Beautiful Intelligent Talented Cute Honest r u smiling now?

A G0OD FRIEND, IS LIKE A GO0D BRA.... HARD 2 FIND, C0MF0RTABLE, SUPP0RTIVE, PREVENTS U FR0M FALLING,HOLDS U TIGHT,AND ALWAYS CLOSE 2 UR HEART...UR MY BRA xxx	The CIA has sent a female assassin to eliminate Osama Bin Laden-sadly she mixed up semtex and tampax and blew up the wrong cunt.	Why is a man like a hard wooden floor?? You lay them once and then you can walk all over them for ever!!!

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