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Luv is a sensation dat is caused by temptation.a boy puts his location in a girls destination.do u get my explanation or do u wanna demonstration?	Sex is good sex is fine.doggy style or 69.just for fun or gettin paid every1 likes getting laid!So txt me bak & wiv sum luck ull earn urself a scrumptious f**k	I like your style- I like your class- but most of all i like your ass!

Do you like maths?if so add a bed subtract ur clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!	I want triplets You want twins.Lets get in bed and see who wins!	If your right leg was thanksgiving and Your left leg was Christmas could I meet U between the holidays?

Of all the babes ur my selection please dont giv me a rejection.my teeth are clean for ur Inspection so giv my mouth a tongue injection!	Being a student is so much fun.wen u have degrees in playin wiv tongues.if u be my teacher in how tongues flex.we'll both graduate in hot oral sex!	Roses are red.voilets are corny.when i think of you babes it makes me so HORNY!!!

Sex is evil and evil's a sin.but sins are forgiven so lets get stuck in!!	Mary had a little lamb & tied it to a pylon a 1000 volts shot up its ass & turned it into nylon	Jack & Jill went up da hill 2 have a little fun.But stupid Jill forgot da pill and now they have a son.



Old mother Hubbard went 2 d cupboard 2 fetch d poor dog a bone. but when she bent over Rover took over & gave her a bone of his own!	Mary had a little lamb its coat was full of fleas and what more is that the little cunt had foot and mouth disease	little miss druggy sat in her buggy smoking an ounce of weed along cam a spider skinned up beside her and sold her a kilo of speed

little jack horner satin his corner licking his girlfriend dry.he stuck in his tongue- licked out some cum and said fuck this is better than pie.	Hickory dickory dock.dis bitch woz suckin me cock.da clock struck 2 i dumped me goo & dropped her at da end of da block!	Twinkle twinkle little rectum.big cocks cum when you least expect them.never mind the screams of passion.pop it up her doggy fashion!

Mary had a little lamb she kept it in da backyard.wen she took her panties off his wooly dick got hard!	Humpty Dumpty fucked a fat whore.Humpty Dumpy spunked on the floor and all the kings horses and all the kings men bent the bitch over and fucked her again!	Peter Peter Pumpkin eater.had a wife & liked to beat her.smacked her twice around da head. F**ked her arse & went 2 bed!

Jack & Jill went up the hill 2fetch a pale of water.we dont no wot they did up there but they came back wiv a daughter	Mary Mary quite contrary trim that pussy its too damn hairy!!!	Mirror Mirror on the wall.Whos the fairest of them all?The mirror laughed Den made a grunt- It sure aint u.u ungly cunt!

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